So last night I had this crazy dream about Lost, I guess my mind was focused on the new episode tonight as I was going to bed. Anyways heres how it went:
There was some sort of tree line that the Losties were forbidden to cross and so of course Jack was like "Fuck that, I'm crossing this bitch" and brought a few Losties with him all the while Locke was saying "Don't do it! Don't tick off the Island!". So they cross the tree line and all sorts of wild animals come out of the woodworks and start eating people left and right. Not just those wacky boars or polar bears there were lots of tigers, a couple elephants, and some very ill tempered beavers. So Jack calls for a retreat and those that didn't get mauled to death or flat out eaten return across the tree line.
Meanwhile one of the before mentioned beavers has found Locke and can, suprisingly, talk. This doesn't freak out Locke (nothing does!) and he and the beaver talk. The beaver tells him that all the cool stuff on the Island can only be reached by boat and he, the beaver, just so happens to have a school bus that can float. So all the Losties load up on the top of the bus, which was covered in matresses, and set sail.
Eventually they come to a sort of secret facility built into the rocky coast. It kind of looked like an oil drilling platform surrounded by rock. All the Losties unload and are immediately put into slavery working in the facility. This ticks off Jack and Locke and Locke grabs the beaver and realizes it is just a beaver costume and unzips it. Under it he finds...another beaver! He unzips this one and yet another beaver is revealed. Finally after the fourth beaver costume he gets to the real operator a little imp. And in Lockes words "An evil imp. The worst kind of imp".
I never found out if they get out of the slave facility. I'd like to say my dream ended with a "BOOM!" and a floating Lost logo but no it ended with me sitting up in my bed saying to myself "Goddamn that was a weird dream".
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