The holiday season is upon us and that means that car companies are running their lame ass commercials in which somebody gets a car with a giant bow from their significant other.
God I can't stand those! Who really gets a brand new freaking Lexus for Christmas?! I don't know anybody who has and, to be honest, I'd probably hate them for getting such an extravagant gift for Christmas. The only people who can afford do to shit like this are the ridiculously wealthy and it's probably like their 7th car of the year. Why don't you take that money you'd spend on an uneccessary car and give it to the poor.
...also if you want me to stop my scathing bad mouthing of you upper class fat cats send the money to me. I'll make sure it goes to all the most needy strippers and high class prostitutes this holiday season!
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